How Do Unicorns Have Babies?Elena rubbed her temples as Reno pestered her with questions, this was the last time she ever brought anything she liked to work, "I don't know Reno!"How Do Unicorns Have Babies? by ~BassGuitarGirl
"Well is the unicorn a girl or a boy? Is that his boy toy or a nipple?" Reno turned the poster Elena had brought to hang in her office and squinted at it carefully, "Is it a boy or a girl? Can unicorns be boys? How are ya supposed ta tell though? 'Cause that thing between its legs is really hairy but unicorns are really hairy all over so it could just be a really fuzzy nipple." Reno frowned at the poster and brought it close to his face.
"Reno I don't know how you tell!" Elena held her head in her hands, her well-polished fingernails digging into her scalp.
"Just tell me whatcha think Laney! You're a girl! Girls are supposed to know all about unicorns!" Reno whined and pointed at the poster, "What is it? Boy or girl?"
"Girl! They're all girls! Will you please put it back on the wall and let me go back to work?" Elena grabbed for the post
A Morning in the Life of RenoReno stared out the window of his room at the trees, waterfalls, and rock walls surrounding Healin as he pulled on and buttoned up his shirt, his face devoid of emotion. He hated mornings, they always came too early for his tastes. Noon, noon was a much better time to start the day. His thoughts were interrupted as Rude knocked loudly on the door.A Morning in the Life of Reno by ~shadowsintime
"Hey Reno, get your butt out of bed and get dressed! C'mon lets go, we're on the clock!" The familiar deep voice demanded from the other side of the door.
Reno smirks. "Five more minutes partner I was having this amazing dream about this blonde, I wanna finish it," he yells back as he pulls the last button through it's hole, slurring his words in a sleepy manner for full effect. He grins as he hears the door being thrown open, the knob slamming against the wall harshly; another chip of paint looses its purpose in life as it falls from the wall to join its brothers on the floor.
Rude stomps through the door and is halfway to Reno's bed b
Breaking Bread With FamilyTitle: Breaking Bread With The FamilyBreaking Bread With Family by *MakoHeadrush
Status: One shot but might be one more chapter...
Summary: This started as a drabble where Rude goes to visit his mother, and Reno goes with him. It turned into a much longer one shot so I hope you enjoy.
Zynia is my OC, and is based largely upon my own grandmother who I miss dearly.
Usual disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy, but I do own my OC's. This is written for fun and not profit.
The small wood and fieldstone cottage was set back a bit from the shoreline of Costa del Sol, right near the ridgeline where the small mountain began, though it was more of a glorified hill than an actual mountain. Though it was small and quaint, the little house looked as if it was part of the natural landscape, appearing to be an outcropping of the hill. It was the house in which Rude had grown up in, and
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