How Do Unicorns Have Babies?Elena rubbed her temples as Reno pestered her with questions, this was the last time she ever brought anything she liked to work, "I don't know Reno!"How Do Unicorns Have Babies? by BassGuitarGirl
"Well is the unicorn a girl or a boy? Is that his boy toy or a nipple?" Reno turned the poster Elena had brought to hang in her office and squinted at it carefully, "Is it a boy or a girl? Can unicorns be boys? How are ya supposed ta tell though? 'Cause that thing between its legs is really hairy but unicorns are really hairy all over so it could just be a really fuzzy nipple." Reno frowned at the poster and brought it close to his face.
"Reno I don't know how you tell!" Elena held her head in her hands, her well-polished fingernails digging into her scalp.
"Just tell me whatcha think Laney! You're a girl! Girls are supposed to know all about unicorns!" Reno whined and pointed at the poster, "What is it? Boy or girl?"
"Girl! They're all girls! Will you please put it back on the wall and let me go back to work?" Elena grabbed for the post
A Morning in the Life of RenoReno stared out the window of his room at the trees, waterfalls, and rock walls surrounding Healin as he pulled on and buttoned up his shirt, his face devoid of emotion. He hated mornings, they always came too early for his tastes. Noon, noon was a much better time to start the day. His thoughts were interrupted as Rude knocked loudly on the door.A Morning in the Life of Reno by shadowsintime
"Hey Reno, get your butt out of bed and get dressed! C'mon lets go, we're on the clock!" The familiar deep voice demanded from the other side of the door.
Reno smirks. "Five more minutes partner I was having this amazing dream about this blonde, I wanna finish it," he yells back as he pulls the last button through it's hole, slurring his words in a sleepy manner for full effect. He grins as he hears the door being thrown open, the knob slamming against the wall harshly; another chip of paint looses its purpose in life as it falls from the wall to join its brothers on the floor.
Rude stomps through the door and is halfway to Reno's bed b
Shinra, by RenoTitle: ShinRa, by RenoShinra, by Reno by Enide-Dear
Author: Enide Dear
Pairing: mild RenoxRude
Rating: psychotic Turks, mentions of violence
A/N: Reno’s thoughts about the people he work with.
Reno had a theory about being rich, at least about being as filthy rich as Rufus ShinRa, spoiled brat and vice president of a company that more or less ruled the world. Being a Turk, Reno spent a lot of time watching the rich and the powerful and making sure they didn’t kill one another in public. Or, sometimes, killing *them*, when he was ordered to do it.
Reno had observed Scarlett and Reeve Tuetsi, Heidegger and Palmer and he’d drawn his own conclusions, deep inside were no one would ever know. The ShinRa executives were important people, world builders, even. They walked quickly, talked loudly, knew every nuance of protocol for fancy dinners and bribery there were. They moved like sleek sharks amongst smaller fish, constantly watching and protecting what as theirs.
Then He Kissed MeThen He Kissed Me by MakoHeadrush
Summary: Reno wonders if Cloud feels the same way he does, and decides to take a chance and confess his feelings. One shot/complete.
Rating: T, some language.
Usual disclaimer: Don't own them, wish I did. This is written for fun and not profit.
The day had ended like most of them; Rude and I finished up a mission, and headed to the Seventh Heaven for a few cold ones after we'd turned in our field reports to Tseng. Brewskis for Rude, whiskey for me. Tifa knew what we wanted the minute we sat our asses down at the bar. Hell, she even spared a smile for us - I guess she was starting to warm up to us Turks. Well, mainly Rude. I've seen Tifa making eyes at him, and I know he didn't mind that at all. He'd been carrying a torch for her for a while, even though he doesn't talk about it much. Not everyone had a smile for us, though. There were still some bad feelings between Avalanche and Shinra, and I got why - like I'd been saying
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