How Do Unicorns Have Babies? by BassGuitarGirl, literature
Literature
How Do Unicorns Have Babies?
Elena rubbed her temples as Reno pestered her with questions, this was the last time she ever brought anything she liked to work, "I don't know Reno!"
"Well is the unicorn a girl or a boy? Is that his boy toy or a nipple?" Reno turned the poster Elena had brought to hang in her office and squinted at it carefully, "Is it a boy or a girl? Can unicorns be boys? How are ya supposed ta tell though? 'Cause that thing between its legs is really hairy but unicorns are really hairy all over so it could just be a really fuzzy nipple." Reno frowned at the poster and brought it close to his face.
"Reno I don't know how you tell!" Elena held her h
A Morning in the Life of Reno by shadowsintime, literature
Literature
A Morning in the Life of Reno
Reno stared out the window of his room at the trees, waterfalls, and rock walls surrounding Healin as he pulled on and buttoned up his shirt, his face devoid of emotion. He hated mornings, they always came too early for his tastes. Noon, noon was a much better time to start the day. His thoughts were interrupted as Rude knocked loudly on the door.
"Hey Reno, get your butt out of bed and get dressed! C'mon lets go, we're on the clock!" The familiar deep voice demanded from the other side of the door.
Reno smirks. "Five more minutes partner I was having this amazing dream about this blonde, I wanna finish it," he yells back as he pulls